- I Tried to Kill Myself by reddit user ThrowawayKa
I’m not really sure if this belongs here, but here we go.
When I was 15 I was incredibly depressed and…
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
|Me:||I'm actually really worried that I'm not going to do well in the exams.|
|Person:||But sure you've a great head on your shoulders, you'll be getting all As without even trying!|
|Me:||I don't think you understand how unrealistic and unhelpful that is to me right now.|
|Person:||You'll do brilliantly, you'll get top points in everything!|
|Me:||No, I won't and you're putting a lot of pressure on m-|
|Person:||Sure you're very intelligent!|
|Me:||Could you please just st-|
|Person:||It'll be no bother to you!|
|Me:||No you don't under-|
|Me:||I don't think -|
|Me:||*drowns in a sea of other people's unrealistic expectations*|
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter
IT’S FUCKING BACK
robin williams was like that uncle you didn’t see often but when you did he’d always make you smile and you remembered nothing but good things… i didn’t expect to feel this one so much
I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”
Oh god this is the damn post that destroyed my soul about his passing.
oh my god was anyone else crying for like 6 hours